adamusprime:

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?

(via blondekendoll)

chrssy:

riding your man like

(via igzachtly)

ifuckedmadsmikkelsen:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

(via asquareinverona)